The ORACLE

Your fortune: Excellent

• Everything is promising, and if you are moderate in anything and modest and faithful, you're sure to get on in life. Patience is the best policy.

• wish: Change your mind and do your best, and your wish will be realized. (HUH?!)
  
• expected visitor: He (or she) is likely to come. (What visitors?)
  
• missing thing: Look it for at a higher place. (Oh god... so exact?!)
  
• travel: It will pay well when you travel far away. (How far is 'far away'?)
• business: If promising, it will be profitable. (Save it!)
  
• study: Devote yourself to studying without hesitation. (I AM!)
  
• speculation: Do not sell now. (Sell what? I don't have a clue.)
  
• game and match: You'll always win. (Really?)
  
• love: Platonic love brins you happiness. (Oh god... 'Platonic love'?! And... spelling mistake 'brins'.)
  
• removal: You had better move sooner. (Everyone knows moving is a headache!)
  
• childbirth: It will be all right. (No way it's happening to me!)
  
• illness: Be faithful, and you'll recover from it. (I have no idea how 'faithful' I should be.)
  
• marriage proposal: The first engagement won't be successful, but the second one will be realized soon. (If the first is not successful, why try?)
  

How INTERESTING!